Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 27, 1982

Transcript:

Duke: May I have your attention, please? This is your captain speaking...there's been a lot of irresponsible talk going around to the effect that we're lost. Nothing could be more misleading. We're simply a tad off course, understandable on a 6,000-mile voyage. Person: We're already three days late! Person 2: We'll miss the invasion! Duke: If you'll check your contracts, you'll see that actual hostilities were not guaranteed. Person: Liar! Person 2: We want our money back! Duke: Better train that deck gun down here, Honey. Honey: That's not going to solve anything, sir.