Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 12, 2017

This is why they made the iPhone 7.

I know this is a fantasy….

but in real life, he’d be smart to ask, first, whether she’s going to charge him.

I mean, she doesn’t look like that kind of phone….

but you never know, these days, who you might have connected with.

He’s right next to a tower, so if she’s honest, she’ll give him a clear signal.

She’ll only frustrate him, she never goes anywhere without her best buds along.

She needs to cut back on the caffeine, she’s totally wired.

HA!