La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for February 10, 2017
February 09, 2017
February 11, 2017
Transcript:
Vero: Students, time to learn about alternative facts throughout history. Man: George Washington, did you cut down the cherry tree? Washington: 5 million illegals did it.
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
If it was five million illegals, George, then why is there one axe in your hands behind you back? As in, where are the other 4,999,999 axes?
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 8 years ago
For information about Ferry Farm, George Washington’s childhood home where this story allegedly took place, see “Where the Cherry Tree Grew” by Philip Levy. http://www.skjam.com/2013/03/10/book-review-where-the-cherry-tree-grew/
KenseidenXL almost 8 years ago
The Cherry Tree story itself is a myth. NO evidence exists that it ever happened.
BubbleTape Premium Member almost 8 years ago
well, that is kind of possible, if you think the locals never really asked or approved of all that euro-trash moving in. Undocumented for sure. George Washington was just another anchor baby.