Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 02, 1982

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Mike: Hey! He's back! How did it go? Zonker: Don't ask. Listen, Mike, I have an idea. Let's break into the registrar's office and tamper with our records and make ourselves juniors again. Mike: That bad, huh? Zonker: Worse. One guy actually tried to give me a job. If I hadn't put down a fake name, I'd be employed right now! Mike: You better sit down. You look a little shook up. Zonker: You told me there weren't any jobs, Mike. You lied to me!