Optimist: My glass is half full. Pessimist: My glass is half empty. Pessimist: Those are tears.
The optimist glass was filled by someone crying over spilled milk! Thank gosh they stopped before the glass ran over!
Why doesn’t the pessimist just switch glasses with the optimist?
What would they say, when they finally empty those glasses? Or is this a “status quo?”
“Nope, still half empty. Although what’s there looks good.” —Daria
See how happy the pessimist is!
When a pessimist smiles, it only means his worst fears are coming true. That’s the only thing that makes a pessimist happy: he can say “I told you so!”
it still depends on
Now my glass is full of schadenfreude.
July 31, 2015
CYGNUS X1 almost 8 years ago
The optimist glass was filled by someone crying over spilled milk! Thank gosh they stopped before the glass ran over!
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
Why doesn’t the pessimist just switch glasses with the optimist?
BlueFin Premium Member almost 8 years ago
What would they say, when they finally empty those glasses? Or is this a “status quo?”
Stephen Gilberg almost 8 years ago
“Nope, still half empty. Although what’s there looks good.” —Daria
DavidHurley Premium Member almost 8 years ago
See how happy the pessimist is!
Argy.Bargy2 almost 8 years ago
When a pessimist smiles, it only means his worst fears are coming true. That’s the only thing that makes a pessimist happy: he can say “I told you so!”
noktar Premium Member almost 8 years ago
it still depends on
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
Now my glass is full of schadenfreude.