Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 13, 1984
Transcript:
Honey: I just don't think we should ignore his grades, sir. Duke: Dean Honey, trust me on this one. Zonker has many compensating qualities! Besides, when I founded the Baby Doc college of physicians, I made a commitment to offer the finest in off-shore education to anyone with $12,000! I can't renege on that committment, Dean Honey. This college's open admissions policy has a proud tradition that goes all the way back to...to... Honey: Last Thursday. Duke: Right. By the way, has that shipment of ivy shown up yet?