Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 13, 1984

Transcript:

Mark: Boopsie, tell us, what's the most depraved and shocking thing you've seen in Hollywood so far? Boopsie: Um...hold on. I gotta find out if it's okay to say. Boopsie: He wants to know what's the most depraved and shocking thing I've seen out here. B.D.: Don't tell him. I already promised "People" an exclusive on the juicy stuff. Boopsie: I'm sorry, Mark. I can't tell you. Mark: Oh, come on. Can't you even give me a hint? Boopsie: Well, okay. It begins with "Q", and you do it in the shallow end of a pool. B.D.: Boopsie!