Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 14, 1985
Transcript:
Sid: Joe? Listen, babe, I'm lookin' at an incredible sunset here! I think it'd make a great mini-series. Man: "Teen Scream"? Gee, I don't know, Sid... Sid: Hey, Sean! You know Boopsie? You two are chemistry! A natural for "Teen Scream"! What say? Sean: Cool, but I need a Spielberg, a Landis, a Bergman to direct, man. Sid: Can do! John! Two words, babe, ready? Boopstein and Penn! Sparks, right? Want in? John: Will she do frontal? I gotta reach the kids, Sid. Sid: Nope. Only dorsal, with an option on ventral, but we got a script concept that'll write itself! John: Okay, but I'll need a Carr, a Stark, to produce! Sid: Yo, Alan! I got a Landis-Penn high-concept teen vehicle for Boopsie here! Let's bring in some off-shore money and get in bed with Fox! Alan: You got it, babe! Man: Wow...I just got packaged, didn't I? Sid: By one of the best, little girl. Bat your oysters.