Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 27, 1985
Transcript:
Marcia: I don't know why it's so hard to find someone, Mike, but it is. All the good men in this city are either married or gay. Mike: Now, Marcia, that's a bit of a cliche, don't you think? Marcia: It's also a fact. See the hunk in the jogging shorts over there? Mike: Where? Marcia: Hey, jogging shorts! Yeah, you! What's the story, married or gay? Man: Both. Marcia: See? It's just getting worse.