Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 22, 2017
February 21, 2017
February 23, 2017
Transcript:
Narrator: AS the Bantam tries to persuade skull goons to talk... backup arrives! Man: I think I know why the chicken crossed the road! Rip Haywire: They got away! This really Kentucky fries my hide... Ouch, that sounded better in my head, I need new chicken gags!
PreVizsla over 7 years ago
Indeed.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 7 years ago
Chicken gags anyone? I’m fresh out.
Chithing Premium Member over 7 years ago
Step over here, Rip. I’ll gag you.
warjoski Premium Member over 7 years ago
“Which came first? The Chicken or the Fist? Let’s find out buddy.”
“Ka-Cluck!”
“Why did the Chicken cross the road? So he could punch you in the face!”
“Have some Chicken Cordon Black an’ Blue!”
“The first of the eleven herbs and spices is Justice. The second one is my fist.”
Rip’s right. This is tough
Wichita1.0 over 7 years ago
Ka-chicken!!!
dja1701 over 7 years ago
The government issued a gag order prohibiting the discussion of gags. The media had a ball with it.
gooddavid over 7 years ago
That fight got spicy, they assaulted the chicken and then peppered him with gunfire.
tad1 over 7 years ago
Man, just when Rip was about to crack those bad eggs. Still, it might not have done any good, as they seemed to be dumb clucks who have rocks in their heads. Plymouth Rocks, that is.
jreckard over 7 years ago
@Bruno – yes, if you’ve been banned, even though you’re allowed to enter comments, nobody else can view them. Anyone can view your most recent comments on your Profile page. (See mine, if you want to contact.)
Dragoncat over 7 years ago
KA-YIKES!!! Rip almost got seasoned, and not with any herbs or spices.
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 7 years ago
Aw come on Rip! This one is easy! They flew the coop and now feathers are going to fly!
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 7 years ago
If you want Bruno restored, send a polite message to moderator@gocomics.com asking for him to be restored. His profile ishttp://www.gocomics.com/profile/2432948
GC seems to be struggling with issues. They responded well to requests to restore Susan Sunshine, LeadingEdge and X_Tech, so a polite reach-out to them should work.
I am assuming that Bruno has not been making personal attacks on other posters (none are evident on the profile page), which will get you the boot.