Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for February 11, 2017

You were supposed to run them through the stones in your crop before swallowing them. Don’t you know anything?

Must be coo coo.

Over the years I’ve had to reduce the size of my bedtime snack, or I have the same problem

He didn’t read the warning label? “Not to be consumed the night before a big sales presentation”.