Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 07, 2017

We can whip up just about anything that you like if you’ll give us an extra minute or two.

Or preferably, found in the woods dead.

Something with cat hair and rug fibers stuck to it.

And what do you have that’s been in a dumpster?

“Sorry sir, we’re out. Everytime we have a new batch, the staff scarfs it up. "

Can I interest you in a little roadkill?

That’s the only way we serve at this place.

AAAaaand WebMD says we should do that once in a while to “boost” our immune systems!!!! Ewwww, Yuck, Ohhh, Spit Wretch, Double Yuck…

Bone appétit…

We have a nice Poulet a la Ferrari – that’s a chicken that got run over by a sports car.

Why sir, this is a fine dining establishment, everything comes off of the floor!

If it hits the ground, it belongs to the hound.

They say the 5 second rule does not apply to the 2 second dachshund.