Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 26, 2017
Transcript:
"Beans 2 Die 4 - Italian Roast: A review by Adam Newman Oh my. My first sip reveals a deep, nicely burnt flavor, as one would expect. My second sip burned my tongue. Not the coffee's fault. On my third sip I spilled a bit on my t-shirt. Again, hardly a reflection on Beans 2 Die 4." Laura: This seems less like a review and more like color commentary. Adam: Right? Wait till you get to the keyboard spill on sip eleven!
Doctor Toon over 7 years ago
I have to be very careful with my Nuclear Coffee to avoid spills
A keyboard spill might just short it out, but if it causes the keyboard to gain sentience instead there’s no telling what might show up in my comments
nosirrom over 7 years ago
Adam, let’s just get on with the post taste analysis.
Perkycat over 7 years ago
How can he spill all that when he is just sipping. Oh yeah – it’s Adam.
JoePhan over 7 years ago
One thing for sure, if Adam thinks coffee’s supposed to taste burnt, he doesn’t know enough about coffee to express an opinion in “print.”
Daeder over 7 years ago
Beans 2 die 4? I don’t get this. To me it’s like he’s playing Dungeons and Dragons. His weapon is beans and the damage they do is 2d4. But I’m not a coffee drinker so maybe there’s some obvious detail that’s way over my head.