Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 11, 1986
Transcript:
Mike: I don't get it, Zonk. Why on earth would you want a title? Zonker: Roots, Mike! Being from California, I've never had any! Mike: But aristocrats are different from you and me, Z. They're stuffy, self-satisfied, precious. Zonker: Precious? Roland: Our volunteers are manning the phones! Our lines are still open! To make a pledge, call "save the gown" at (202)357-4025! Mike: What the hell was that? Zonker: I don't know, but now I've forgotten my punch line.