Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 07, 2017

Hey, could be worse. A KFC bucket on a roller skate.

I once spent the better part of an hour trying to teach a chicken to talk. Of course, I was at most five or six at the time.

Adolpholina pilchard?

should be ka-kawak

@Dani Rice

I once spent the better part of an hour trying to teach a chicken to talk. Of course, I was at most five or six at the time.

@bcr131

So what did the chicken have to say to you?

The responses seemed to be restricted to snarky observations on the amount of money spent on the classroom… ☺

Adolpholina may not be racist, but she thinks chicken jokes are not Kosher. (☉_☉)

Not racist, but did anyone consider asking the minnows their thoughts on chickification?