Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 16, 1986
Transcript:
Zonker: Hi! Are you Mr. Hamhock? Man: Be with you in a minute, kid...good morning "Lords-R-Us"! Why, yes, your ladyship, how's everything in Houston? What? ...No, ma'am, I had no idea you belonged to the same country club!...yes, ma'am, I'm afraid the countess does outrank you. You'd have to be a Duchess....well, yes, ma'am, we might be able to help. Hold, please. Zonker: Um...if this is private, I can... Man: Maggie! Line two! Lady Joe Bob wants an upgrade!