Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 10, 2017

“And I want the long-form teaching certificate.”

Miss Wormwood is in therapy after the mooning

Imagine if the substitute was in one day earlier.

She has a different style.

Attaboy, Calvin! Be an informed consumer! Know what you’re buying and how much it costs.

Is Calvin missing Miss Wormwood???

Good boy, Calvin!

Given Miss Wormwood’s age at the time the ‘strip’ was originally written, the whole incident of Calvin on the playground probably put her into shock ! ! !

Let’s play Sink the Sub!

Sub looks down to the notes and looks back up, “You must be Calvin”

Anyone else have a major gap between the strip and the comments?

Calvin I think the substitute knows about you. You have a reputation.

Hobbs? WHERE ARE YOU???

Time to swap names. Although obviously Calvin will have to swap with another boy.

Haha.

But there was a boy named Sue. So…

(Love that song)

xxx

ohhhhhhh so that’s what we’re supposed to do in school

Chicks with perfectly spherical heads really turn me on.