Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 17, 2017

I always did my best homework on the bus on the way to school

“Don’t worry, be happy!” – assignment will come and go..who cares?

Why don’t you write a report on fluorine toothpaste and give it a visual aid?

What happened to LWP?

Not all of you, Calvin. Susie Derkins will probably have hers halfway written before bedtime tonight!

Who are you kidding, Calvin? You’re not going to even think of it again until Wednesday night. Or Thursday morning.

Calvin wouldn’t hate his teacher so much if he would learn to play ball.

More like “She knows I’ll do it on the last evening…”

Do the report on time. Bring a clock and count from 1 to 300.

Which teacher msr Wormwood or the sub?

Amazing that 6 year olds are doing High School level work. Procrastination is a bad way of doing it. I did it that way so what I produced wasn’t the best I could have done then.

So what’s Calvin subject?

“How Much I Hate My Teacher”?

xxx

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