Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 04, 2017

something along the lines of “does anyone have the phone number to Captian Nemo of the ‘Nautilus’ submarine?”

Pete: Any one want to play “Is it edible?”?

@Tony Re: Twitter,

It’s a view from under the bleachers but of what I can’t tell.

Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

Know what this is?

No; not for this strip, but the question fits!

As for the fotos on Twitter: The stairs in a stadium.

“Remember the science project you misplaced? – I just found it.”

“I wonder if the new fish monger is trustworthy.”

“Where’s Dory?”

Looks like the Space Squid is escaping from Brewster Rockit.

Hey, Peg…. remember that can of calamari we bought in Naples on our honeymoon?

Not that it’s so great, but I just entered that in the actual contest….

The site mentioned in the strip isn’t working right now.

The Facebook page, though, says you can enter there, or go to

http://www.rubinocreative.com/daddys-home-caption-contes/

(it seems to work in spite of the typo.)

Tony’s question … btw…. is

“How badly do you wanna win?”

Just realised….. Tigressy and I found different questions.

“I think I found out what happened to the pelican.”

Not badly enough to register on Facebook.

Did anyone feed the Octopus??? I don’t want ink over everything!!!

“Elliot, I found your science project.”

@Tony

Not that badly

is the calamari fresh?

“Not too sure about the milk, but the squid is fresh”

Just a request: please reply if I’m not banned…

The leftovers are revolting.

Tell we’re not having leftovers again!

To me, it would be better without the tentacles. They’re a stretch.

Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing,

@Tony:

Depends on what the prize is. And I wish I had prizes for anyone who answers today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Are you as cheesed off as I am that daddyshomepage.com cannot be accessed right now?

(I tried, but got a “please come back later” message.)

“We’re gonna need a bigger pantry.”

Hey, there’s some kid named Lio at the door.

http://www.daddyshomepage.com/ = “Please come back later.”

So how does one who doesn’t belong to Facebook enter the contest?

Thanks for the replies!

“When did we start trading recipes with Effie?”

I said ‘I would love to drive a Ferrari’!

Everybody’s asking questions I already answered!

If Tigressy hadn’t replied to my second comment, I’d think maybe I was invisible again.

In the first one, I said the website mentioned in the strip wasn’t working ….

so I GAVE you the link to enter the contest without accessing it…. OR Facebook.

Tigressy… oh, right…. forgot about that requirement.

but I entered anyway.

I could be wrong, but I doubted they’d hold me to it.

I actually wrote in my e-mail that I couldn’t “like” anything cos I’m not on Facebook…

(I read it with a shared log-on…. shhh…. don’t tell… but I don’t post.)

We’ll see.