Man: Man, every time I listen to "come snail away" or "jumpin' jack flash," my earbuds get all staticky, but they're fine when I play "Turn! Turn! Turn!"
Woman: Styk and Stones may break your 'phones, but Byrds will never hurt you!
Then there was the time Little Miss Muffett was eating cereal, and ice cream, and playing around with an electronic toy that could fly—except when it crashed. The spider told her, “Kix and cones may break your drones, but curds will never hurt you.”
mddshubby2005 over 7 years ago
Wow. There are Dad Jokes, and then there are Dan Jokes. Well Done!
GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago
Styx and Stones belong on stereo speakers, not ear buds.
What? Me worried ? over 7 years ago
This one is a good one !LOL
TossedSaladCartoon over 7 years ago
That was a long walk.
Godfreydaniel over 7 years ago
Then there was the time Little Miss Muffett was eating cereal, and ice cream, and playing around with an electronic toy that could fly—except when it crashed. The spider told her, “Kix and cones may break your drones, but curds will never hurt you.”
Teto85 Premium Member over 7 years ago
When does this cartoon get funny?
biz.gocomics over 7 years ago
Did Pastis write this one?
rekam Premium Member over 7 years ago
Groan!
KEA over 4 years ago
groan