Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 31, 1987
Transcript:
Roland (thinking): March 31, 1987 - I am knocked senseless by the president's attempt to hold two thoughts simultaneously. When I awake, something catches my eye. Why, it's a press tag! Alarmed, I glance about. I have found the remains of Ed Granger, the respected A.P. reporter who disappeared during the 1966 gubernatorial race! I bury him in the inner ear. I'm not much good with words, lord...