Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 09, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    Is hunting cartoonists allowed?

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    the bull should gorge Steph for getting him involved

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    Stephan really knows how to milk a gag.

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Goat didn’t finish his statement in the last panel. I wonder why.

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    Lee Cox  over 7 years ago

    Yeah, I see what you did there in the last panel, Stephan!

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 7 years ago

    I need a shot now.

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    Bilan  over 7 years ago

    Well, if you shoot the bull in the eye, that would make it quick. But it would also give you more points in the sport.

    Hmm… That’s a dilemma.

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    BobC1  over 7 years ago

    Bullfighting: “slow torture”. That’s totally wrong. The bulls have been breed to kill anything that moves. These are tough animals. Their necks are weakened to make it possible to insert the sword but these creatures feel no pain. They are too focused on killing the matador to notice anything else.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 7 years ago

    It’s inhumane, it’s torture! These puns are killing us!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I agree with Pig. I think hunting animals to make a sport out of it is disgusting. Now if one is hunting for the sake of eating that’s different

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    oakie817  over 7 years ago

    no beef here

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    Gent  over 7 years ago

    You sure you ain’t acting the goat?

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    Sportymonk  over 7 years ago

    Bullseye!

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    Flossie Mud Duck  over 7 years ago

    Stop, Stephen. Please. Just stop.

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    Sometimes the matador loses.

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    Plumbob Wilson  over 7 years ago

    “I am the matador!” … name that flick.

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    phredturner  over 7 years ago

    Got in a new supply of weed I presume.

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    A_NY_Outlaw  over 7 years ago

    why did he raise his hands? isn’t he bulletproof?

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    Just Mooove along, Cartoon boy…

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    lgilbert50  over 7 years ago

    A very loud groan

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    I will never be a Vegetarian. I was brought up to eat meat and if that makes me cruel so be it.

    xxx

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Typical arrogant Americans. If another country’s culture is different than your’s, it’s barbaric cruel and should banned. No is forcing you to watch or endorse their customs, so get over yourselves.

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    KathDu  over 7 years ago

    I love the Pastis Puns! The groanier the better!

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Let’s all hunt Cartoon-Boy! Of course, he’s not the Most Dangerous Game; more like the most irritating. Let the pun-ishment fit the crime!

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    gatocatcat  over 7 years ago

    Stef was not cowed by the confrontation.

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    John Reece  over 7 years ago

    Good thing I was in the moo-d for a bad pun. Otherwise reading this strip would have been a big misteak.

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    John Thatcher Premium Member over 7 years ago

    This whole thing is abomina-bull.

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    mortaur  over 7 years ago

    Udderly ridiculous. Hell bent for leather. Time to hoof it down to the burger joint. Then to the strip club to see the women in their PASTIS!!!

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    ND Cool Z  almost 6 years ago

    That’s a lot of bull. (probably the first thing Pig ever said, know what I mean?)

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