Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 23, 1987
Transcript:
Duke: ..And for 50 grand, it's a bargain! Person: What exactly are you offering the "Enquirer," Mr. Duke? Duke: All the color pix you want, plus my exclusive story! Person: And you're sure you have the body? Duke: Of course I have the body! I just sent my assistant over to my bungalow to pack it in ice! Honey: Excuse me, sir, what body? Duke: Shall we say all the money up front?