Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 06, 2017

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    Sugar Bombs 95  almost 8 years ago

    Phoebe, whatever you do, try not to think about the spider crawling into your mouth, biting your uvula, and injecting it with flesh-melting v—

    …what’s that? You want me to stop talking? Okay.

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    Averagemoe  almost 8 years ago

    The best place for a spider is also the best place to plant a Venus flytrap.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 8 years ago

    As if Phoebe intentionally walked into the web, Marigold.

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    Wilde Bill  almost 8 years ago

    Yeah, that is basically my reaction to walking into a spider web.

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    codycab  almost 8 years ago

    Yes Marigold, she’s OK. Thanks for asking!

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    Monster Hesh  almost 8 years ago

    There are worse things to walk into. As a child, I was playing tag at a relative’s farm and ran into a black wire fence in the dark. I had just enough time to wonder what the little white porcelain insulators were before the electric current lit me up. Funnnnnn!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Her main concern would probably be the spider being on the web when she walked through it.

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    jadoo823  almost 8 years ago

    …how to get 2 weeks of cardio in a mere 6 seconds :)…

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    Thrackerzod  almost 8 years ago

    I hate doing that so much. I learned to wave a stick out in front of me when I’m hiking to catch them. It probably looks silly but it is better than spider webs in my face.

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    The Legend of Brandon Sawyer  almost 8 years ago

    Ewwww I hate spiders and there webs

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    imjustlurking  almost 8 years ago

    Her main concern is tripping over the pig laying beneath the web

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    Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon  7 months ago

    Could it be that Phoebe’s afraid of spiders?

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