Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 13, 2017

Dear Messrs. Rubin & Whigam, Your hypothetical reader has officially lost interest. See you at spring tryouts. P.S. How’s the girls team doing?

A student won’t “officially go on record” for child abuse…but staff still have to report. This day’s strip makes no sense…which often happens, eh?

In the best tradition of Mary Worth and Route 66, Gil is going to help the Aagards whether they want it or not.

Typical bureaucratic plausible deniability bullcr@p

I am officially suspicious of those Snap glasses Dr. Pearl is using. Or are they X-Ray Specs?

Yeah, right. Next time get your legal advice from Knox Foley.

Aaaaaron’s mom may have a drug problem but she is a hottie

In all reality , since most of you missed it the undefeated Milford girls basketball team defeated the Central City Lady Commandos 73/69 before a standing room only crowd at the Central City Olympic Arena on Saturday night to clinch the Valley tittle . Kudos to Coach MimI Thorp , who unfortunately missed the game . On to the play downs which start in June.

Well, thanks, counselor. With that kind of help, I didn’t need to have a hypothetical conversation with you at all.

If that’s an earring in P1 it appears to be attached to her jaw. Or is it a tumor?

Gil, “So you’re saying I can’t officially do anything? That’s fantastic! I think I’ll go some place where it’s warm and play some golf. AMF!”

Considered to be an expert in meddling, why can’t GilPa grasp the concept a Mexican pool boy resides in his pool house 8 months out of the year? On the subject of meddling, 1st, 2nd & 3rd place still up for grabs in The Valley.

“Wait, why are you walking away? I was just about to give you real advice!”

Apparently, Gil’s attitude is “Rules, schmules”!

Gil was about 2 feet away from her in p1 and 6 inches in P2. About to make his move, then got a load of her lip hair and had to go investigate Aaaaron

Keeping a woman in a loop may make 51 shades

Solution to the lack of food problem for AAAgard…… https://www.ispot.tv/ad/A4vz/capital-one-snack-hoodie-featuring-samuel-l-jackson

Just feed the kid at the Bucket on game days and start getting the baseball roster together.

NC basketball state title games were this past weekend. My great nephew’s baseball team has already played five games.

Big hand day. All 3 panels.

What are they talking about? He didn’t refuse to “go on the record.” He blatantly told Gil his mom was abusing drugs. He didn’t say “this is off the record.” And they aren’t printing a press release where they would need permission or something like that. All AQuad said was he was refusing to tell the authorities. This is dumb, even for Gil Thorp standards. They have all they need to report this and get help! And speaking of dumb, it doesn’t get any dumber than Mopped Up Thorp.

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