Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 07, 2017

Facebook? What is this Facebook???

Is it an oxymoron to say Arlo’s head is in the cloud?

That’s what you get for being flip. “When you’re flip, you get some lip.” At Arlo’s presumed age, I suspect it always cost a quarter.

He coulda said “A nickel…”

I get the “dime” and pay phone reference but what else “dates” him?

Talk to the lady on the dime about it…

You’re wanted on the Don Ameche… Ha! Beat that one, guys……

Pay phones in general have sort of died, haven’t they?

Three. 1, remembers when phone calls were .10; 2, remembers the song; and 3, so old that he gets the words wrong. You’re welcome.

I prefer to look at and talk to people face to face. If that makes me “dated” then so be it. No FB for me.

@assrdood

I get the “dime” and pay phone reference but what else “dates” him?

I guess the fact that he doesn’t use/care about Facebook would be #3.

Number 4 would possibly be that he doesn’t have a “Personal Device”.

And #5 that he doesn’t “play videos”.

Here’s a quarter! Call someone who cares! – Travis Tritt

and, Arlo, if you don’t modernise, you just might be dating your antique self….

Not to mention, Janis cares since she mentioned it. Arlo may find his bed cold tonight