Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 11, 2017

And I’ll bet he brushed it off for her too.

same here, Janis, though we didn’t need to feel the ground: it’s about 5 degrees F out right now and next week we’re expecting over a foot of snow…

If you can´t plant your butt, you should not plant anything else.

Visceral (aka, seat of the pants) measurements are superior to factual.

Too cold to plant, but not too cold to plow. Nudge, nudge, indeed.

Sweet little pervert, maybe.

If there are no robins about it is too cold. Robins feed mostly on worms and if the ground’s too cold the worms are too deep.

After Memorial day…..

Near 90 degrees in Phoenix this week. Tomatoes are bearing already.

Ah yes, the old tush test…

Robins are here in Middle Georgia, and I have strawberries already!

At least she didn’t call him by name.

Just be glad you’re still flexible enough to do that test. If either my wife or I tried that, we’d need a crane to get upright again.

Actually, the way I heard it, is that you take your pants off first. But I understand this is a family strip….