Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 16, 2017

Did anyone else hear, “Eye of the Tiger” in the background!

DEOJAIDEEP Maybe liver of the tiger.

One place I worked, a crew of Irish men went out on St. Paddy’s day to get smashed. A Jewish accountant who didn’t drink was their designated driver.

Oye It must be that you get totally smashed at the first pub,and then can only crawl to the rest of them?

Many are training for it in my birthplace of Savannah, Georgia. Another reason why we left 12 years ago.

“Gonna crawl now, down the hall now. . .”

Where I live, the bars used to dye the beer green on the 17th. The beer then dyed the tongue green which lasted until the next day. No hiding where you’d been the night before from the boss!

I only went on one pub crawl with some buddies. All I remember about it was playing some Foosball at the first bar…

I’m Irish, but when I used to drink, I avoided so-called “Irish Pubs” on March 17th and the week prior. All you’d see were the amateurs out looking to get smashed and act like idiots.

I’m sure that getting drunk and acting like idiots is what St. Patrick had in mind. Nah!

I guess even a professional like Bung needs to train for a pub crawl.

Only thing that could make him exercise.