Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 22, 2017

Coach Thorp needs to change the name on his coffee mug from Gil to Cuck.

“Thanks for messing everything up.” You mean messing up that great life where you ate once or twice a week? This kid is a bigger jerk by the day.

Someone tell Aaron he’s playing basketball and can’t carry the ball like a running back.

Unless the ref is off-camera signaling for an offensive foul, those Central High fans seem unclear on the concept of cheering.

Yeah and its a home game (white uniforms) , where the heck are all the Milford fans? p2 is that a pelvic thrust?

P1, The players, knowing full well what happened to the last two kids that yelled at the coach like that, were never seen again, won’t be shocked when A Quad meets the same fate as Jami and Keri.

P2, A Quad leaves Gil’s office and gives the team his best Fonzie imitation. Ehhhhh!

P3, Central’s Sign Man is a pale imitation of the Milford original.

A Quad must have met Menzie somewhere as he switches to rugby mode to elbow his way to the hoop.

In all reality , , it’s beginning to sink in to the team that B K Brown and Gil’s meddling into Aaron’s home life was not such a great ides and a food drive might have been better

P1- Mike Granger ponders….Pitchers and catchers have reported. Why am I stuck here? True said the food in Winston-Salem is great and to come visit. Said the easiest way is to take the Hawaii road.

Meanwhile at Milford CC, Jon Jawor begins to wash Steve Boone’s balls in anticipation of a new season…

That Gil sure knows how to inspire.

Who is this loser writing signs at Central High? You go through all the trouble to make a sign and you come up with the brilliant saying of, “CENTRAL”? That will sure fire the crowd up.

Signman, I thought you were so fed up with this plot that you’d gone over to the other side in protest.

P-1: The team is stunned. The coach was meddling? Golly Gee!

P-2: AQ auditions for Milford has Talent and finishes like Bublee, ugh bubblie, oh, some guy that sings like in the forties.

P-3: Please don’t bring this guy back in the fall even if he does show spunk

A Quad’s taking his frustrations out on Central High… is he on something?

Signman, say it ain’t so.

Wow, R&W left us a clue as to where Milford is. All we have to do is find a city that has a Central H.S. How hard could that be?

Since they’re in Central City, something bad will happen. I predict AQuad gets ejected from this game, especially with his football mentality as evidenced in P3. Add some flying elbows and he’s outta there. And speaking of flying, why don’t you fly over to today’s Mopped Up Thorp?

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

How does he play with all those little people standing on his shoulders?

Atlas shrugs