Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 24, 2017

A Quad appears to have sprouted some 44D’s in P3. Shouldn’t those be on Mimi’s team?

It looks like Aaron got boobs and is pulling the trigger of an imaginary gun with his right hand.

The last game? Could that mean baseball practice starts next week? Is it even possible that this strip is actually becoming a bit more realistic? I’ll believe it when I see Young Master Bader.

As a side note, every team in Maryland gets in the basketball playdowns, er offs and I believe that’s true in Virginia, too. Maryland is odd as they don’t seed the teams but use a random draw.

p1 vs p3 Is it possible to part a ’do like that on both sides??? p3 He may not be shooting himself in the head perhaps he is yelling at the Ref…“look what they have done to my hair”!!!!

I think he is missing mom’s pills too

Last night before rehab. Mrs. AA should be in rare form tonight.

Former State Champion Coach Gil doesn’t seem too upset about once again missing out on the playdowns. Visions of a drugged out Mrs. AA dancing in his head is my guess.

A Quad, knowing the season is ending and desperately trying to stay on Gil’s gravy, er. pie train, once again tries to impress the coach with his head first sliding technique in hopes of making the baseball team to keep the food coming.

Damn fine job on those floors today, MOPMAN!

Since we readers have been notified it’s the last game, where are the Senior Night festivities? BKB escorting his Mom, graciously receiving a basket filled with a State Champ coffee mug, loofah, Old Spice soap on a rope and a 2 for 1 coupon for Shamrock Shakes at The Bucket. Having spent his powder last year, I don’t see explosive or sticky situations for Barry Bader, BKB and Granger’s new little buddy.

Get yourself off the floor, man! You have to play like you hair’s on fire (which it is).

Ending the story like it started – AQuad almost being late for the game and doing a headfirst slide onto the court. Unfortunately the ref didn’t like it and T’d him up.

P3- AQuad has been working on his interpretive dance routine all season, finally busts it out…

So where will Aaron be living while his mother’s in rehab? Was yesterday another pickup truck driver who will never be identified?

My first thought was those new boobs threw his balance off, caused him to fall forward and then pulled him down on top of them when he fell.

You know there’s a good connection on this board when you think something and before you can post it you realize two or three others thought the same thing. In this case the imaginary gun.

Oh… and MOP; nice floors today in the school and the gym today. Give yourself a raise.

P-1: everybody sing: Once there was a little old ant, thought he’d move a rubber tree plant…

P-2: Gill cues a disco theme

P-3: Filled with fries and pies, AQ is in desperate need of WATER! Cue the Son’s of the Pioneers

Is that Gil in P1? I thought AQuad was talking to cub reporter Jimmy Olsen.

Wait, that’s not some scrawny kid AQuad is talking to in P1? Quite an impressive pair of knockers on him in P3, I wonder how Molly will like her boyfriend wearing a larger cup size than she does? And speaking of wonder, wonder no more when today’s Mopped Up Thorp will be available. It’s here!

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

It seems as if Milford wears the white uniforms home and away. All the uniform money apparently has gone toward buying more loofahs.

Somebody give that kid a Snickers bar. That’ll make all the difference just like in the commercials.

It’s a minor point, but Aaron’s jersey says “Mikbobo” instead of “Milford.”