Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 13, 2017

I always knew the world would go out with an “oops”.

Funny!

We were told it will be “fire next time” instead of water. JHVH really makes big mistakes.

Finally off the Trump editorializing. Thank you for getting back to the “comics”.

Given the way our species has screwed up, might not be the wrong envelope.

Wiley the Wicked has struck again. Love your wicked sense of humor.

Thank you, Faye Dunaway, wherever you are.

“This is the way the world ends, not with a whimper but with a bang!” Apologies to T.S.E.

That accounting firm really screwed up big this time.

“And the award for best special effects goes to…”

That was supposed to be moonlight, not lightning bolt.

End of the World….Hollywood style.

Some say the world will end in fire,Some say in ice.From what I’ve tasted of desireI hold with those who favor fire.But if it had to perish twice,I think I know enough of hateTo say that for destruction iceIs also greatAnd would suffice.“Fire and Ice” by Robert Frost Hmm. Robert Frost didn’t know about Price Waterhouse.

Humans are self-starters, we’ll do it to ourselves, don’t need a divine smiting

I’m convinced this strip has a two week lead time.

Armageddon wins an Oscar? Truly, it’s the Apocalypse.

Ah, can we get a ‘do-over’?

You had one job to do….

Excuse me, but am I the only one who thinks this is nothing more than a funny joke about recent mistakes at beauty pageants?

My first comment should have been, “Jesus, what does he have against Miss France?”

Will somebody please tell the Trumpeters they won the election? Get on with it you Dumbsters you! There is nothing in your way now. Bring us your paradise…..Have your fun and “your way” with Lady Liberty’….It’s all on you now….Have fun….You won!….Stop whining….

oops

And the winner of the best apocalyptic ending is …

Cue R.E.M.

The thing about the end of the world is that not just the West collapses, the whole world does. Douglas Coupland

If one wants to talk about the end of the world, the apocalypse, you’re talking about the world itself. It’s not Southern California breaking into the sea. The story is global, and it requires that kind of approach. David Seltzer

God knows when the end of time will come, not some fanatic… The world will end someday, but the end of the world and the end of time are two different things. Dolly Parton

If you don’t ponder the end of the world on a regular basis, I don’t think you’re really human. Edan Lepucki

“Ouch! Hey, that smarts!”

Just like with the Oscars … Even when you can finally claim victory, some white guy tries to rob you of it.

A bit of mixed mythology here. Zeus throwing his lightening bolts into a Judeo-Christian story line?

Nothing mixed about it. Jehovah is a thunder and lightning god you speak to on mountain tops. Bolt from the blue wasn’t about Zeus, it was Jehovah.

“Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, there’s just God when he’s drunk.” Tom Waits….

I’d have thought that there’s no place in heaven for PricewaterhouseCoopers accountants ?

Must be Brian Cullinan in the background, he handed the wrong envelope to God.

Too late…we’re already there….