Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 17, 2017

Haven’t you, Andy, even bothered to do ONE household chore Flo asks you to do?

I used to ask my ex that. She never did, nor did she do a lot of other stuff

Happy St Paddies Day

Sound more to me what He’d be sayin when to herself he’d be speakin? Lá Shona Fhéile Pádraig! That’s Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!

There is a difference, Andy, between nagging and asking politely…

Can’t he get credit for getting out of the way?

Haven’t you gotten a job?

“Haven’t you gone away and left me to take a well earned break yet?”

xxx

@Afficionado

When would we see you again on GoComics if you pushed your laptop off a cliff?

My computer hasn’t installed updates for a while. Is Connie not much good at computers either?

Yeah. The pathetic trolls are back. They can hiss and moan all they want but we are always going to be talking our “irrelevant tripe”

I used to love this computer program called “Primary Paint” where you sploshed virtual paint all over the screen and created some lovely pictures. I remember being fascinated by the normal “Paint” program as well where the colours were at the bottom of the screen. Now they are displayed at the top.

Happy St Patrick’s Day, Cappers! :)