Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 15, 2017

That, and you’re really ugly.

Try Craigslist…

Uh, you are a vampire…. Look them in the eyes and hypnotize them then turn them into your brides… easy peasy

Hee-hee, a very ‘Say Anything’ answer and I love it. ;)

Better give ’em the player to go with it, too.

Go for the lonely vampire-girl in the big mansion, Gary! I’m telling you, she’s the Soulless Undead Girl of your dreams!

Mixtapes!? Is that still a thing!?