Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 09, 1988
Transcript:
Mike: Hmmm...almost time for dinner...Zonk! Rise and shine! Zonker: Zzzz! Mike: Zonk! Wake up! Zonker: Hmmph..what time is it? Mike: 5:30 P.M.! Man, you've got to start going to bed earlier. Zonker: I can't, Mike. I'm aristocracy. I'm expected to party hard and long into the night. Mike: You sure it isn't sun avoidance? Zonker: Sun avoidance? Mike, just because I'm a reformed professional tanner doesn't mean I can't handle exposure when I feel like it! Mike: Zonk, when was the last time you saw the sun? Zonker: Saw it? You mean actually looked at it? Mike: Uh-huh. Zonker: A while, I confess... Mike: Uh-oh. Is that a mushroom?