Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 22, 2017

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree and the iphone must always be at hand.

Now run into that brick wall.

Truth…My wife was rear-ended by a a 20ish girl/woman. The girl actually told the officer that when she looked up from her phone my wife had brake checked her….It was my wife’s fault.

For some reason, the officer issued her a ticket. But her insurance company didn’t want to pay anyway because of her story. Oh, but they did pay.

At least she is wearing a helmet..

“New York State is continuing to use every tool at its disposal to combat texting while driving,” Gov. Andrew Cuomo

Take away her phone!!

Perhaps toddlers could be placed on the sidewalk for her to run over!

And we have a new couple of candidates for Darwin Awards in the Father/Daughter category.

Qualifed instructor, it IS exactly how he drives.

Whenever I pass a car or it passes me and the driver is looking at a phone, I lean on the horn. I just want to make sure the idiot knows I’m there.

Funny and sad at the same time.

With any luck, both will get culled from the herd before either can reproduce again.

This would be funnier if I hadn’t seen a bike rider texting on their phone while riding down a downtown sidewalk, they were using their elbows to guide the bike while texting. I was sure I was going to see an accident any second, but they turned the corner and I never saw what happened after that.

This is just unforgivable on the father’s part. If his daughter get run over or into, I hope they would throw the book at both of them! Not acceptable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It just makes me so angry!!!!!!!!!!!