Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 08, 2017

Zap them both.

Aye And the ZAP will prove that not only the old but the young too can die a horrible flamin’,smouldering death.

Ouch

Being educated doesn’t keep you from being ignorant.

“Hear that? There must be an electrical storm building up.”

“That’s no electrical storm! RUN!!!”

First two years should always be a good junior college. Degree should always be in a field you have ensured you can get a well paying job in. Unless of course you have a rich daddy footing the bills.

Uh oh! Broomie’s starting to boil.

Join the military and use tuition assistance and the GI Bill. In 21 years of service I managed to finish four degrees and no left over debt, plus lots of life experience all around the world that I wouldn’t have had otherwise and marketable job skills when I retired.

Broomie’s had 1500 years to pay down a loan!

Gaylord and Nerwin are dancing on the Thin Ice again. But the truth is that Broomie herself admits she lacks formal education. She just makes up for it by 1500 years of experience….