Three umpires were comparing their calls
The young umpire states, “I calls them as I see them!”
The more-seasoned umpire says emphatically, “I calls them as they are!”
The old veteran grins and says, “It isn’t a strike or a ball until I call it!”
He got every one wrong; he’s ready to work a Jays game.
My bad. I thought he needed glasses.
the umpire’s strike’s hack
Judging by his dress, he must have a full plate.
“I don’t know if they were men or women fans running naked across the field, they had bags over their heads.” Yogi Berra.
Farside99 over 7 years ago
Three umpires were comparing their calls
The young umpire states, “I calls them as I see them!”
The more-seasoned umpire says emphatically, “I calls them as they are!”
The old veteran grins and says, “It isn’t a strike or a ball until I call it!”
BTO over 7 years ago
He got every one wrong; he’s ready to work a Jays game.
nosirrom over 7 years ago
My bad. I thought he needed glasses.
jk123 over 7 years ago
the umpire’s strike’s hack
J Short over 7 years ago
Judging by his dress, he must have a full plate.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 7 years ago
“I don’t know if they were men or women fans running naked across the field, they had bags over their heads.” Yogi Berra.