Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 20, 1989
August 19, 1989
August 21, 1989
Transcript:
Hugh Hefner: Life could be worse...couldn't it? Mrs. Hefner: May I have your attention, please? From now on, we're going to have a few new rules around here. I'm getting tired of coming down every morning to a lot of faces I don't even recognize! So from now on, unless you're famous or an old friend, you shouldn't be here. No more "friend of a friend," okay? Also, no more frontal nudity at breakfast. It's a bit much, and no full nudity until after 5 P.M.! In general, I expect everyone to be a whole lot more discreet, especially in the jacuzzi! Everyone understand? Crowd: yes, Mrs. Hefner! Boopsie: Sorry, Mrs. Hefner. B.D.: There go the '70s.
