Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 11, 2017

What exactly are you trying to do?

Does this have anything to do with the other day’s FA that advocated squatting instead of sitting when doing one’s business?

The guy looking at the camera is a bit of a poser.

Wrestling as a second language.

A burning desire to feed the fire.

He fecal with vigor exert and I tug with strain and tenesmus.

One of Ms. T’s finer at the diner…

Pretzel Logic

After the circle is completed, draw the pentagram by connecting five points equidistant on the perimeter of the area thus defined.

Make sure that none of the lines are smudged or incomplete prior to the invocation, as this will result in loss of containment and your possible destruction.

…thank the FA goddess Terry that this one isn’t animated…

…I used to take Father John’s medicine before I Sumo-ed…

…that is the most exotic pubic hair that I’ve ever seen since FAX left us..

…granted, I don’t get out much…

…I want to insert a word balloon for the 2nd guy with him saying,“OH, crap!”…

When the going gets going..

It looks like he meant “fecal STAIN”, but I can’t be sure. Maybe that’s just a shadow.

…a diarrhea of words, a constipation of ideas.

He must be a really good friend to provide such assistance.

I told you not to squeeze the Charmin.

So prideful an exclamation! Such an insult to your opponent!

He farts generally in your direction….