Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 12, 2017

If it were a pheasant, I’d ask if the plucker was pleasant.

Are you sure it was premeditated, or could it have been a Plucking of Passion?

Well pluck me !

If you don’t get any help from this Sgt., just go on down the hall to Sgt. Inertia, or even Captain Lethargy. One of them should have a pot of boiling water waiting for your bath…….

Is that a crime?

Pluck off!