Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 12, 2017

My dog prefers cat food.

Wish real hard….Hollywood needs a cat that is a dog being a cat..

Still, it was a kill shelter and you were on your final thirty-day stay.

And, you can win them over.

With very little effort, they will come to understand that they never really wanted a cat at all.

My girl is not an alternative.

… being someone’s second choice can be heartbreaking,but being unable to have your first choice what are your options?…love is a strange bird…sometimes you get what you need…

Hilarity ensues…

This breaks my heart…

Its a dog-eat-cat world… third choice was a hamster.

“Can’t be with the one you love, then love the one you’re with…”

A co-worker had mentioned several times of how their dog will scratch up their furniture and carpet, similar as to how a cat would..

A trick we all learn in life, ya ya honey, tomorrow I will do it…

Leave my slipper alone.

Blame the full moon, because you were a cat till this morning.

Tonight, on a very special episode of Nuzzle Puzzle Mysteries, Nuggles is suspected when a slipper goes missing. Stay tuned for NPM Presents, Who’s a Good Dog?

This could be all for the best. Loving cats as they do, they may treat you as their master, not as their servant. This means you can poop inside and sleep anywhere you want including on top of your humans. You can play fetch by making them do the fetching. They seem to enjoy that for some reason. Now if only you could climb trees, jump to the top of the kitchen cabinets, and jump from the patio table to the top of the roof and howl until he brings out the ladder to get you and you stay about six inches from his outreached fingers…that’s living like a cat!! What dog doesn’t wish he could do that?

It’s a dog’s life.

No; cat-scratch that!

Trans-speciesism: it’s what’s hot these days!

Your propensity will rule the way. They can figure you out and rejoice.

But could a cat grin and pick up its ears like this?

I do not think so.

Personally, with the expression a cat wears, if not for the tail one could never know which way they were headed.

Take me down to shaky town…Jackson Browne…

Babylon Sister Shake It……Steely Dan..

The fur coat cost me what?