Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 02, 1989
Transcript:
Sailor: Excuse me, are you secret service? Man: Yes, I am. Sailor: I know you're not allowed to talk when you're on duty, but I want to tell you how relieved I am you're here! Man: Why's that, son? Sailor: Well, the Van Buren has always been a bit jinxed. The ship is accident-prone. Man: Accident-prone? How accident-prone? Captain: ...And lastly, sir, may I present Lt. Meyers, the ship's lawyer. Other Captain: My card, sir.