Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 25, 1990
Transcript:
Mark: Elmont, it's been some time since you were last on the show. What have you been up to, buddy? Elmont: The stories I could tell you. You know what I'm sayin', Mark? I mean, the stories I could tell you now! Alice: Now would be the time, Ducks! Elmont: Not until I have a deal! I saw what happened to Art Buchwald!