Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 05, 2017

yeah, e’en supreme world overlords need to be in bed

Lio has the warden’s timing down perfectly.

Yes dad, he’s a perfect little angel. As if the name itself wasn’t enough to tell.

Lio, have you taken a look at this world. Do you really want it?

Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

I always wanted to have a hideout like that, but the City wouldn’t approve my building permit application.

I can’t read the five steps, dammit.

So that’s where Lio does his dirty work! A hidden underground bunker! (Just so long as he’s back in bed by the time Dad checks in!)

I hear that sumptuously-outfitted underground bunkers are quite the rage these days as the latest toy for the Ultra-Rich (if you aren’t counting your billions in at least two figures, you don’t qualify)….

You’d think Dad would know better by now.

I was grocery shopping today and in the bread aisle there was a 20-something Dad with Lio’s exact hairstyle !

Flip, my room is on the second floor.