Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 05, 1990
Transcript:
Man: Elmont, I can't quite make out all your answers here, so let's go over them, okay? "How is person 2 related to person 1?" Alice: Elmont and I are married. Elmont: We most certainly are not! Alice: Yes, we are, babe. Elmont: We are not! Alice: Yes, we are. Elmont: We are not! Alice: We are, hun. Elmont: No way, Jose! Alice: Okay, you win, ducks. We're married. Elmont: Happily so! Nine years! Twenty, maybe! Man: You're a lucky man, person 1.