In Switzerland, ownership of balls is mandatory, yet their crime rate is lower than ours! If everyone in this country had some, the good people would have the balls to stop the bad people! That makes wads of sense – outlaw balls, and only outlaws will have them.
I hate this comic. There is no way Candace would be reading a paper. Paper doesn’t even exist in the galaxy of carnage. You can apologize to me, but I won’t accept your apology unless you clearly state my superiority. I will still hate your comic, though, and continue to berate you.
Ida No over 7 years ago
Love it, Jon! Absolutely love it. And, I’m saving this one in case it gets pulled when GoComics staff get into the office in the morning.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 7 years ago
I’ve personally changed many cartoonists minds to fit my opinions. (^I also hope this doesn’t get pulled)
LizardPriest over 7 years ago
If I were a cartoonist and someone shot me with balls made in Switzerland, I would just die. There’s a lesson for all of us.
InquireWithin over 7 years ago
In Switzerland, ownership of balls is mandatory, yet their crime rate is lower than ours! If everyone in this country had some, the good people would have the balls to stop the bad people! That makes wads of sense – outlaw balls, and only outlaws will have them.
gigagrouch over 7 years ago
Just. Brilliant.
Chrystos B Minot Premium Member over 7 years ago
I am liking you more & more! Tally ho, Jon!
6turtle9 over 7 years ago
I hate this comic. There is no way Candace would be reading a paper. Paper doesn’t even exist in the galaxy of carnage. You can apologize to me, but I won’t accept your apology unless you clearly state my superiority. I will still hate your comic, though, and continue to berate you.