Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 07, 1990

Transcript:

J.J.: Okay, this is the new concept for my performance piece...ready? Mike: Yup. On with the show! J.J.: Lubricants on parade! Condos, slippery with spittle! Crankcases, cracked, oozing hot, viscous juices! A tall woman screams at Nixon! The pain passes...oh, no...no, no, no! What am I doing? Mike: What? What's the problem? J.J.: Don't you see? I'm censoring myself! Just to get the grant! Mike: It did seem a little mainstream.