Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 03, 2017

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 7 years ago

    My advice: Bee careful.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Yeah, I’ve heard that shop is a mess….

    My friend said the combs were sticky, and he got hives.

    And then they tried to sting him for a higher price.

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    chris_weaver  over 7 years ago

    Putting the ‘bee’ in barber.

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    jreckard  over 7 years ago

    He might give a good cut, but he drones on and on and on …

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    TossedSaladCartoon  over 7 years ago

    “You give Buzz Cuts?” Even with a question mark, without a “do” at the beginning this is a declarative not an interrogative. Even if spoken in such a way that your voice trails up at the end as it would when asking a question… it technically is still not a question. I don’t know why but this sort of thing bothers me. Funny cartoon though.

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    “Yeah. Get your crew and I’ll cut them too.

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    sfreader1  over 7 years ago

    @Tossedsaladcartoon: I believe you are wrong. It is still an interrogative. When asking for confirmation of something that has been heard or seen, the “do” is not required. For instance, if I had made the sweater I am wearing, someone might say “You made this?”. Asking for confirmation!

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    shipl14  over 7 years ago

    Bee careful

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 7 years ago

    He gives buzz cuts but he often bumbles them.

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    CYGNUS X1  over 7 years ago

    Groan….

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    finnygirl Premium Member over 7 years ago

    What a cute little barber bee! I love it!

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