Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 15, 2017

You’ve gotta hand it to DafDaf those are quite a pair of mitts.

Good grief, Boo Radley was only a junior last year? As tragic as her death was, a third straight year with a Boo Radley story would have been too much to take.

In all reality , Meanwhile , Mimi strolls into Gil’s office and says your star hurdler Gary Meola aka GM just informed me he/ she wants to be on the girls track team also . He mentioned something about gender issues . To which Gil replies Never heard of him, Do we even have track for girls?Another breaking story for Double D ?

Is Stacy Duford related to John Pasco? She hasn’t uddered a peep. Mrs. Cow Judge Brown would rule this a moo point. Happy Easter Thorpmeisters!

No, DD, as a 21st journalist, you lob the softballs.

Hold it, BFF? Tourettes syndrome?

So we’ve spent nearly the whole week talking about this star hurdler, Gary Meola, who apparently has been at The Bucket, just like the girls, and we’ve yet to see him. He really must be fast.

A triple musical strip:

P-1: Earth, Wind, and Fire sing “Shining Star”

P-2: The Turtles cover of Bob Dylan’s “It Ain’t Me Babe”

P-3: Big finish with Roy Orbison and “Running Scared”.

Okay…. somebody has to say this: “Boo who?”………. as Ellis says I apologize.

“Hold it, BFF.” Would someone really talk like that? And speaking of talking, everyone is talking about Mopped Up Thorp, so don’t be out of the loop, read it now: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Robert Duval plays Boo Radley in the movie.