Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 11, 2017

Hey, I know Nate is supposed to be dumb and all, but why does he still believe in horoscopes and stuff like that. They have NEVER worked. Not once.

He’s doomed.

Stupidstition!!!

Ned, you should have studied for the test. Then pray.

At least Nate went the extra mile and considered a 2nd source.

Reminds me of a joke: A man goes to see a Dr. and is advised he is heavy and needs to lose weight. The man says he wants a 2nd opinion. The Dr. says, Ok, you have problems trusting authority. (Better than how the joke usually goes).

lame

This might end in the predictions being wrong

I wonder if he is actually going to get a good grade on this test.

Can we go back to that “I’m not an idiot” part?

You might remember that the horoscope was “You will achieve an unexpected triumph.” He’s expecting that it will be the test, so it’s gotta be something else.

Maybe Mrs. Godfrey will not be at school. That might be the ‘unexpected triumph’.

Yes! Definitely!

Hey, Lincoln. Question. How come you don’t have Nate draw comix anymore? I mean, you probably do, but you didn’t show it to us since, like, 2005.

He souds drunk

You’re not gonna have a lot of Magic from that 8-Ball, Nate..

A BALL

Gotta love the magic 8-ball.

Nate should talk to the Xadian mages

I seriously can’t understand why Nate doesn’t study. Often he seems to flat out refuse to